Secret Diary of GTK: mushrooms, moustaches and seahorses

Should we try to psycho analyse these? You'll probably draw the conclusion that Sarah is a weirdo. Yet I already knew that. What a waste of time.

You know you love me,
xoxo girl with a top knot

The Secret Diary of GTK: orange, ugly, mammoth

BTW, GTK is girl with a top knot. Get over it, sometimes it's cool to leave out words in acronyms, FYI. I mean, no one seems to include 'and' in anything (except QANTAS, the Queen exception). This may cause 'and' to become emotionally unfulfilled and to have a BF. By that I mean a bitch fit, not boy friend or best friend. In shortened speak, conversing can get a little confusing in such cases as these where there are multiple applicable terms which can always cause a WTF moment. LOL OMG aren't acronyms boss? LOL JK, no one talks like this IRL. Which makes it all the more fun.

Remember, YOLO

xoxo

The Secret Diary of GTK: Sarah McLachlan, lesbians and movies

Yes I've decided to give a special name to these little exposés, like a little segment. Isn't this exciting? More soon. You know you love me,
xoxo girl with a top knot

PS. Remember, this is an old journal, times have changed.

Doodlin' From the Past

More from the long forgotten secret diary of a girl with a top knot. Fuck The Secret Diary of a Call Girl; this is riveting shit right here. Apologies for the less than perfect scanning.

Musings Revisited

Just flicking through an old journal from 2010. I think young Sarah was quite whimsical.

Please note - some names and places have been boxed out in the name of privacy