I finished it. Here it is in seven words: rich white people complaining about their lives. Don't be hating, that's just what I felt like I was forcing myself to read. I've now moved on to The Day of the Triffids. That's going splendidly so far, thanks for asking. I am going to go keep reading it now. Bye.
PS. For making me break my new year's resolution to read at least two books a month, that's two stars for Fitzgerald's The Beautiful and Damned. Damn.